Monday 31 October 2011

Rot your teeth, not your small intestine!

Here is a list of some GF goodies for Halloween. I admit that I looked it up so I could root through the spawn's pillow cases under the guise that I am "making it safe" and take what I want because "they look poison." I'll leave the apples with razor blades, I think that any fruit would be safe in a bag of Halloween candy. Seriously, what are those crazies thinking? What kid is going to eat an apple when they could eat a tootsie roll? You hate kids AND you are stupid....two strikes.

Happy Halloween!!!

This is just the shit I like. A more extensive list can be found:

Now go put yourself into a sugar coma!
    According to Mars Chocolate, the following candies are gluten-free:
  • M&M's (all EXCEPT for pretzel-flavored M&M's
  • 3 Musketeers Bars (all flavors)
  • Milky Way Midnight Bar
  • Milky Way Caramel Bar
  • Dove Chocolate products (all flavors)
  • Snickers Bars (all flavors)
  • Munch Nut Bar
    The following Mars Chocolate products are NOT gluten-free:
  • Milky Way Bar (original)
  • Mars Bar

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