Rot your teeth, not your small intestine!

Here is a list of some GF goodies for Halloween. I admit that I looked it up so I could root through the spawn's pillow cases under the guise that I am "making it safe" and take what I want because "they look poison." I'll leave the apples with razor blades, I think that any fruit would be safe in a bag of Halloween candy. Seriously, what are those crazies thinking? What kid is going to eat an apple when they could eat a tootsie roll? You hate kids AND you are stupid....two strikes.


Happy Halloween!!!



This is just the shit I like. A more extensive list can be found:

http://celiacdisease.about.com/od/glutenfreefoodshopping/a/GFcandies.htm

Now go put yourself into a sugar coma!

According to Mars Chocolate, the following candies are gluten-free:
• M&M's (all EXCEPT for pretzel-flavored M&M's
• 3 Musketeers Bars (all flavors)
• Milky Way Midnight Bar
• Milky Way Caramel Bar
• Dove Chocolate products (all flavors)
• Snickers Bars (all flavors)
• Munch Nut Bar

The following Mars Chocolate products are NOT gluten-free:
• Milky Way Bar (original)
• Mars Bar